HEAHEA CITY, Alola - A local Pokémon Center suffered a terribly tragedy after a wild Rattata outbreak caused severe damage to the building's wiring system. In addition to extensive damage, the Rattata outbreak also disrupted power to the building. While there are no reports of injuries due to the power-outage, several Pokémon are in critical … Continue reading Wild Rattata Outbreak Causes Thousands of Pokédollar Damage to Local Pokémon Center
Category: Trick Room
A parody section that covers the “world” of Pokémon.
Family Picnic Interrupted by Majestic Ho-Oh, Steals Family’s Lunch
ECRUTEAK CITY, Johto - A family gathering just outside of Ecruteak City had a rather unique encounter while enjoying their picnic lunch, as a wild Ho-Oh surprised the family with a chance visit. However, after spending a bit of time with the family, reports indicate that Ho-Oh took the family's picnic basket as he fled. … Continue reading Family Picnic Interrupted by Majestic Ho-Oh, Steals Family’s Lunch
Reuniting Falinks Causes Traffic Jam as Wild Troopers Lose Sight of the Brass
CIRCHESTER, Garlar - A reuniting Falinks was the cause of a local traffic jam, resulting in high vehicle damage. Reports indicate that a wild Falinks had seen its troopers fall away from the brass, causing much destruction at a busy intersection. While there are no reports of injuries or medical services being called, no less … Continue reading Reuniting Falinks Causes Traffic Jam as Wild Troopers Lose Sight of the Brass
Fire Dept Expresses Concerns Over New Recruit Choosing Charmander as Starter
MISTRALTON CITY, Unova - A local fire department is beginning to express its concerns regarding a decision to bring on a new recruit that chose Charmander as their starter. The new recruit, 23, has asked to remain anonymous. Fire Department Unsure What to Make of Recruit's Charmander A local fire department is starting to have … Continue reading Fire Dept Expresses Concerns Over New Recruit Choosing Charmander as Starter
Supply Chain Issues Cause Trainers to Panic Over Potential Poké Ball Price Hike
SAFFRON CITY, Johto - Poké Balls will not see a price hike in thanks to supply chain issues. Reports indicate that while there are issues with the supply chain, this should not have an impact on the price of Poké Balls, according to reports. While Silph Co. reports no intent to increase the price of … Continue reading Supply Chain Issues Cause Trainers to Panic Over Potential Poké Ball Price Hike
Wild Drifloon Interrupts Birthday Party, Steals Child
ROUTE 5, Galar - A birthday party was taken by surprise over the weekend after a wild Drifloon was able to carry a five year-old child somewhere unknown. Police officers in the area are working toward finding the child, though so far, the International Police are not involved. Wild Drifloon Ruins Birthday Party, Child Missing … Continue reading Wild Drifloon Interrupts Birthday Party, Steals Child